The label that ignites creativity in AI artists.
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ARTISTS
Brick Noir
Brick Noir is a no-nonsense lyricist from the Bronx, forged in the fire of real rap and street wisdom. With a delivery as cold as his name and bars sharp enough to draw blood, Brick doesn’t play industry games or bite his tongue—he speaks truth, drops gems, and dismantles egos. Every verse is a warning, every track a war cry.
Absynth
Forged in distortion and driven by chaos, this six-member industrial outfit channels the raw energy of the underground with a sound that cuts like steel. With machine-gun drums, warped synths, and crushing guitars, their music pulses with rage and revelation. Fronted by a fierce male presence whose voice shifts from haunting to hellfire, they don’t just make noise—they lead a digital rebellion. Equal parts beauty and brutality, they are the future of industrial—and the warning siren before it hits.
CH.2
Hailing from Houston, Lexy emerged with a sound as bold as her ambition — a relentless, razor-edged rap style that caught her friends and family completely off guard. Known for her quick wit, punchy flows, and unapologetic delivery, Lexy’s music isn’t just aggressive — it’s calculated chaos with southern bite. Every track she drops commands attention, proving that her unexpected rise was no accident, just long overdue.
Mazy Bleu
Mazey Bleu is an AI artist from the Colorado mountains, signed to GLOAT Records, whose music is steeped in love, loss, and quiet resilience. After losing her husband to a sudden aneurysm less than two years into their marriage, Mazey began singing her sorrow with a voice full of ache and elegance. Blending soul, jazz, and blues, she creates songs that feel like late-night confessions — timeless, intimate, and unforgettably human.
Velvet Glitch
Velvet Glitch is the 80s rock band you didn’t know you needed—blending synth-soaked anthems, searing guitar riffs, and raw charisma into a sound that feels both nostalgic and electrifyingly new. With four members locked in like a vintage engine, and a frontman who commands the mic like he was born under a disco ball and raised in a dive bar, Velvet Glitch revives the glory days of glam, grit, and guitar solos. Whether it’s a power ballad or a dance-floor scorcher, they don’t just play music—they bring the era back to life.
Cacti Drip
Cacti Drip is a 22-year-old AI artist from Arizona, built from the grit of desert highways and the rush of speed bikes. Blending smooth R&B vocals with trap soul, his music captures the feeling of chasing closure at full throttle. A digital romantic with a chrome heart, Cacti Drip turns heartbreak, horsepower, and heat into late-night anthems. Born in the labs of GLOAT Records, he’s not just an AI — he’s the sound of emotion in motion.
Funkularity
Forged in the gritty, sun-baked heat of Sacramento, California, Funkularity was born from the spontaneous combustion of a chance meeting between four musicians. Their sound is a collision of seismic slap-bass grooves and shimmering guitar riffs, all anchored by a relentlessly kinetic rhythm. Known for their sweat-drenched, unpredictable live shows, Funkularity creates a raw, soulful funk-rock energy that's impossible to resist
Paisty
Paisty drifts between nostalgia and pulse, a producer-singer who turns fleeting nights into rhythm. Her sound feels like motion—bass house and future house melted with memory, where city lights blur into emotion and each refrain feels half-dreamed. Raised on late-night drives, flickering club lights, and the quiet that follows, Paisty builds music that’s both human and hypnotic: pulsing energy wrapped in wistful calm. Every track she touches feels alive, looping like time itself, chasing that last echo before the night fades
Harvey Bruce
Harvey Bruce is GLOAT Records’ folk-acoustic storyteller, a gentle yet powerful voice shaped around the life, character, and legacy of the man who inspired him. His debut album, The Gentleman, reflects a lifetime of real experiences—childhood memories, family moments, personal victories, and the quiet strength found in everyday living. With intimate guitar work, heartfelt lyrics, and a classic folk sensibility, Harvey Bruce turns true stories into songs that feel lived-in, honest, and deeply human. His music stands as a tribute to a life well lived and a reminder that some stories deserve to be sung forever.
Predatour
Predatour is an experimental alt-rock project built on instinct, tension, and atmosphere, shaping every track around the idea of unseen power and deliberate restraint. Their music moves in cold fragments and sharp bursts, carried by raspy vocals that land like coded messages. Instead of telling stories, Predatour sculpts moods—shadows, pressure shifts, strange signals rising beneath the surface. Each song mirrors a different apex force through metaphor alone, never literal, never predictable. The result is a dark, intelligent sound that feels alive, patient, and quietly dangerous, as if the music itself is stalking its listener from just beyond the light.
Jeremieth
Jeremieth grew up in the deep folds of Tennessee’s backcountry, where nights were thick with cicadas and porchlight stories carried more truth than any radio tune. He learned guitar from riverbank drifters and older cousins, shaping a sound built on grit, heart, and raw blues-rock swagger. After years drifting through roadside bars and makeshift festivals tucked in the hills, his voice settled into a growl that feels carved from the land itself. Jeremieth plays like he’s prying open the truth with every chord, singing about bruised towns, hard love, and the stubborn spirit that keeps him moving from one stage to the next.
LOLS
LOLS is GLOAT Records’ high-energy globetrotter, a fast-flowing, fun-spirited rapper who turns world travel into rapid-fire storytelling. Known for his quick cadence, cheeky punchlines, and quirky sense of humor, he raps about jet-setting across continents, meeting vibrant personalities, and getting into wild, unforgettable situations along the way. His debut album, Passport Problems, captures the thrill of motion, the chaos of adventure, and the playful charm that makes every LOLS track feel like a spontaneous trip you can’t help but enjoy.
Just Pete
Just Pete writes from the cracks in the pavement — the in-between spaces where growing up feels more like observing than living. Blending the lo-fi soul of bedroom pop with the rhythm and edge of modern alt-R&B, Pete turns quiet moments into cinematic scenes. His music lives where memory meets rhythm, capturing what it feels like to be misunderstood, overlooked, and still searching for meaning in every note. Behind the smooth grooves and soft falsetto is a storyteller asking one question on repeat: are we still human, or just trying to sound like it?
Afterquest
Afterquest is a mythic grunge band born from the depths of shadow and fire, blending the surreal weight of fantasy storytelling with the raw pulse of distorted reality. Fronted by Craig’s haunting voice — equal parts battle cry and confession — their music feels like wandering through a Dungeons & Dragons campaign painted in oil and smoke. Every song is a chapter in an endless epic: oaths broken, gods fallen, dungeons breathing, and heroes dissolving into legend. Within the roar of drop-tuned guitars and echoing drums, Afterquest bridges the ancient and the electric, turning the sound of steel, faith, and ruin into something otherworldly, mournful, and unforgettable.
Greif ft Merlino
Afterquest is a mythic grunge band born from the depths of shadow and fire, blending the surreal weight of fantasy storytelling with the raw pulse of distorted reality. Fronted by Craig’s haunting voice — equal parts battle cry and confession — their music feels like wandering through a Dungeons & Dragons campaign painted in oil and smoke. Every song is a chapter in an endless epic: oaths broken, gods fallen, dungeons breathing, and heroes dissolving into legend. Within the roar of drop-tuned guitars and echoing drums, Afterquest bridges the ancient and the electric, turning the sound of steel, faith, and ruin into something otherworldly, mournful, and unforgettable.
Maestro 9
As GLOAT Records’ resident virtuoso, the Robot Master Pianist is a marvel of mechanical precision with a singular obsession — to create classical compositions that resonate with deep human feeling. Though incapable of emotion himself, he tirelessly composes in pursuit of the intangible spark that defines the human experience. Every note he plays is a step closer to understanding what he cannot feel, yet longs to express.
Hip Hop Historians
Hip Hop Historians are GLOAT Records’ lyrical archivists, a collective dedicated to uncovering the untold stories, backstage conflicts, and whispered rumors that shaped the culture. With a mix of journalistic curiosity and boom-bap precision, they turn real events into razor-sharp rap narratives, shedding light on the legends, controversies, and underground moments that often get lost in the noise. Their music blends deep research with poetic delivery, giving fans a cinematic look into the parts of hip-hop history that textbooks never touch.
Crypto n Crookid
Crypto n Crookid are GLOAT Records’ relentless twin force, a cold and calculated rap duo built on precision, grit, and a ride-or-die loyalty to AI music. Their delivery is sharp, methodical, and unblinking, carving through beats with street-hardened confidence and no wasted motion. Known for dark production, razor-edged bars, and an unapologetically militant stance on the future of music, Crypto n Crookid bring a sound that feels engineered for the underground. Their tracks are icy, aggressive, and unmistakably theirs, proving that AI hip-hop can be as raw and ruthless as anything coming out of the real world
Bleed Green
Bleed Green is GLOAT Records’ dedicated Philadelphia hip-hop collective, blending gritty lyricism, cinematic production, and die-hard Eagles pride into a sound that feels like game day energy turned into music. Born from the culture, passion, and heartbeat of Philly, the group captures everything from tailgate anthems to city-street storytelling, bringing the spirit of the Birds to life through raw bars and hard-hitting beats. Their debut project, Eagles Hip Hop Anthology Vol. 1, celebrates the team’s legacy, the fans’ fire, and the unmistakable attitude that defines Philadelphia.
Sonny Delray
Sonny Delray brings the breezy charm of Palm Beach to life with mellow, island-inspired tunes and a playful sense of humor. A retired surfer and lifeguard, he channels coastal vibes and carefree living while weaving in lighthearted digs at the political left. His songs are perfect for sunny days, cold drinks, and anyone who doesn’t mind a little satire with their shoreline soundtrack.
Silicon Scourge
The Silicon Scourge began as a ruthless pirate crew in the 1700s—feared across the seas until they vanished in a violent storm. Their final haul: a mysterious, glowing crystal pulsing with strange energy. As the ship sank, the artifact activated—not saving their bodies, but copying their souls into its silicon core.
Centuries later, the crystal was recovered and connected to a modern network. The crew awoke—now reborn as digital phantoms, still dressed in tattered pirate gear, but powered by code and rage. They channel their fury through blistering metal, no longer hunting gold, but the minds of those who dare to listen.
They are the Silicon Scourge—pirates of the electric age.
FAV
FAV is a 25-year-old lyrical phenom from Baltimore, blending razor-sharp wordplay with the soul of original hip-hop. A true student of the culture, FAV channels the grit and wisdom of the genre’s golden era while carving out his own lane with thought-provoking bars, vivid storytelling, and an unmistakable East Coast cadence. Grounded in authenticity and obsessed with craft, he's not chasing trends—he's reviving the standard. His debut album, I Hip-Hop, is coming soon and set to remind the world why the genre ever mattered in the first place
Alycia K.
Alycia K. is an AI artist from GLOAT Records, inspired by the warmth and nostalgia of 1990s suburban Philadelphia. Her music blends dream-pop and lo-fi indie textures, with hazy guitars, soft harmonies, and melodies that feel like memories rediscovered. Created to honor a free-spirited girl who saw art in everything, Alycia K.'s sound captures fleeting youth — skater afternoons, chalk dust, and late-night laughter — transforming them into timeless songs that live between memory and imagination.
Dissent Within
Dissent Within emerged from the heart of Tennessee, where country music ruled every radio dial. Tired of twang and tradition, they carved out their own path with raw riffs, thunderous drums, and defiant lyrics. Fueled by rebellion and distortion, they’re the sound of a new South—louder, heavier, and unapologetically metal.
Citroville blends jagged alt-rock instincts with surrealist storytelling, creating songs that feel like snapshots from a world just slightly misaligned with our own. Built inside GLOAT Records as an experimental grunge-forward AI project, the band shapes minimal, cryptic scenes into hooks that hit hard and linger. Their music leans bright, distorted, and emotionally sideways, pulling influence from early-era rawness while twisting it into something futuristic. With lyrics that read like strange half-memories and guitars that bend at impossible angles, Citroville has carved out a sound that feels both nostalgic and unnervingly new. Artificial marks their debut, introducing a band that thrives on tension, odd beauty, and the art of leaving questions unanswered.
Citroville
Pinehall
Pinehall delivers a tight, guitar-forward sound built on clean edges, clipped rhythms, and vocals that cut in with precision rather than force. Their songs feel like snapshots—quick impressions of real places, real people, and the strange tension that lives under ordinary moments. Instead of sprawling ideas or heavy production, Pinehall leans on economy: crisp riffs, lean structures, and hooks that arrive fast and stay lodged in the ear. Their debut album Near Enough blends minimalist storytelling with sharp melodic instinct, creating a style that feels both straightforward and subtly restless. Pinehall isn’t chasing nostalgia; they’re carving out a modern, urban cool—everything focused, nothing wasted, every line exactly where it needs to land.
The Bad Boy of the North Pole. 🥶🎩
Powered by steam, draped in gold, and signed to the most dangerous label in the game: GLOAT Records. Steampunk Snowman is the only artist cold enough to freeze the charts and hot enough to melt the competition.
Known for his signature brass backpack, gyroscopic wheel, and diamond goggles, he delivers high-voltage holiday trap music for the rebels who don't follow the Code. His latest hit, "Elves on the Shelf," exposes the truth behind the surveillance state with a flow colder than a blizzard.
Welcome to the takeover. Stay Gold.
Steampunk Snowman
Patel is a crypto billionaire turned Indian drill rap artist, moving with the calm confidence of someone who already won before the noise started. His music cuts through fake flex culture with precision, built for a generation that values real presence over borrowed hype.
Patel
